Paranoid Parrot

Sell stuff online getting scammed

Sell stuff online getting scammed  Paranoid Parrot

man handing out candy on Halloween child molester

man handing out candy on Halloween child molester  Paranoid Parrot

gets a pimple on his pecker... must be herpes!!!

gets a pimple on his pecker... must be herpes!!!  Paranoid Parrot

have headphones on everyone can hear me breathing and chewing

have headphones on everyone can hear me breathing and chewing  Paranoid Parrot

any light in your rearview mirror shit police

any light in your rearview mirror shit police  Paranoid Parrot

Needs to look down from a tall place with glasses "oh my god my glasses they're going to fall"

Needs to look down from a tall place with glasses

Call in Sick on Monday They think I'm hungover

Call in Sick on Monday They think I'm hungover  Paranoid Parrot

get good grades in class your friendsare going to think you are teachers pet

get good grades in class your friendsare going to think you are teachers pet  Paranoid Parrot

Forget Passport Feel like a terrorist

Forget Passport Feel like a terrorist  Paranoid Parrot

Live alone still lock bathroom door

Live alone still lock bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot
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