Paranoid Parrot

Person has a total of 1337 likes, likes a post to make it 1338 What if they find out it was me who did it?

Person has a total of 1337 likes, likes a post to make it 1338 What if they find out it was me who did it?  Paranoid Parrot

Yo Paul link me a smoke bitch ! before i blow you up !

Yo Paul link me a smoke bitch ! before i blow you up !  Paranoid Parrot

Black guy walks into the bank Dont make eye contact or he'll have to kill me

Black guy walks into the bank Dont make eye contact or he'll have to kill me  Paranoid Parrot

draws laughs with witty remark during meeting i wonder how late the unemployment office is open tonight?

draws laughs with witty remark during meeting i wonder how late the unemployment office is open tonight?  Paranoid Parrot

Roommate is sharping Chef Knife I'm a dumbass and can't spell.

Roommate is sharping Chef Knife I'm a dumbass and can't spell.  Paranoid Parrot

Leaves room with facebook the open tab on computer If friend sends message, It'll say "seen", he'll think I'm ignoring him

Leaves room with facebook the open tab on computer If friend sends message, It'll say

gets on Stage "o god is my fly is undone?"

gets on Stage

Everyone is carrying a gun

 Everyone is carrying a gun  Paranoid Parrot

finally makes it to the front page Doesn't tell anyone to protect his reddit persona

finally makes it to the front page
 Doesn't tell anyone to protect his reddit persona  Paranoid Parrot

Can't remember day I joined reddit better comment randomly every 8 hours

Can't remember day I joined reddit better comment randomly every 8 hours   Paranoid Parrot
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