Paranoid Parrot

park next to a scratched car Meticulously inspect own car in case it was me

park next to a scratched car Meticulously inspect own car in case it was me  Paranoid Parrot

GETS A CAN OF SODA FROM A FRIEND BETTER WIPE DOWN THE TOP TO REDUCE CHANCE OF POISONING

GETS A CAN OF SODA FROM A FRIEND BETTER WIPE DOWN THE TOP TO REDUCE CHANCE OF POISONING  Paranoid Parrot

Bathroom door is only slightly open Somebody's watching me

Bathroom door is only slightly open Somebody's watching me  Paranoid Parrot

House sitting, told can eat almost anything in house Eats Nothing

House sitting, told can eat almost anything in house Eats Nothing  Paranoid Parrot

hot woman is talking sexy evil prostitute wants to bust me

hot woman is talking sexy evil prostitute wants to bust me  Paranoid Parrot

Waiting for a friend in the parking lot, black person walks by... *locks doors*

Waiting for a friend in the parking lot, black person walks by... *locks doors*  Paranoid Parrot

Make memes about annoying girlfriend She is going to see it on memebase

Make memes about annoying girlfriend She is going to see it on memebase  Paranoid Parrot

bie shi,rruget bosh duhet te jete acid!

bie shi,rruget bosh duhet te jete acid!  Paranoid Parrot

Get nosebleed on 9/11 premonition

Get nosebleed on 9/11 premonition  Paranoid Parrot

Put wallet in my pocket Check regularly to see if it's still there

Put wallet in my pocket Check regularly to see if it's still there  Paranoid Parrot
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