Paranoid Parrot

Neighbors work graveyard shift VAMPIRES

Neighbors work graveyard shift VAMPIRES  Paranoid Parrot

Visit Geohot's Website WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE?!

Visit Geohot's Website WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE?!  Paranoid Parrot

Silent fart in hallway Everyone is staring

Silent fart in hallway Everyone is staring  Paranoid Parrot

Get specks of pee on dress pants Everyone can see it!

Get specks of pee on dress pants Everyone can see it!  Paranoid Parrot

Wake up with scratches Got raped

Wake up with scratches Got raped  Paranoid Parrot

Friend hands you a drink It's poisoned

Friend hands you a drink It's poisoned  Paranoid Parrot

Cop passes you keep looking in your rear-view mirror

Cop passes you  keep looking in your rear-view mirror  Paranoid Parrot

Waitress smiles at you as she brings you your soup holy shit she fucking poisoned it

Waitress smiles at you as she brings you your soup holy shit she fucking poisoned it  Paranoid Parrot

RUBY IS lesbo? no way in hell

RUBY IS lesbo? no way in hell  Paranoid Parrot

check smoke detector battery everyday

check smoke detector battery everyday  Paranoid Parrot
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