Paranoid Parrot

what if she gave me a fake number?!

what if she gave me a fake number?!  Paranoid Parrot

Driving 1 am at night Everyone is an undercover cop

Driving 1 am at night Everyone is an undercover cop  Paranoid Parrot

Sets oven timer for 17 Minutes Checks on it every 2 minutes to see if it's gone off.

Sets oven timer for 17 Minutes Checks on it every 2 minutes to see if it's gone off.  Paranoid Parrot

Torque bow being charged somewhere It's being aimed at me

Torque bow being charged somewhere It's being aimed at me  Paranoid Parrot

"Other discussions (1)" deletes submission in case someone calls "repost"

Calls Tech Support Worries about finding their call in r/talesfromtechsupport

Calls Tech Support Worries about finding their call in r/talesfromtechsupport  Paranoid Parrot

Finishes term paper Emails to self, saves 3 different copies, uploads to cloud service and USB drive.

Finishes term paper Emails to self, saves 3 different copies, uploads to cloud service and USB drive.  Paranoid Parrot

rolls up windows because bee is flying around outside locks car door too just in case

rolls up windows because bee is flying around outside locks car door too just in case  Paranoid Parrot

fire one bullet reload gun

fire one bullet reload gun  Paranoid Parrot

Driving with arm out the window going to break arm by hitting something

Driving with arm out the window going to break arm by hitting something  Paranoid Parrot
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