Paranoid Parrot

Someone drank from my mug Not using that again

Someone drank from my mug Not using that again  Paranoid Parrot

types without looking perfectly with no errors ever stare at keyboard and type slow as shit when typing password

types without looking perfectly with no errors ever stare at keyboard and type slow as shit when typing password  Paranoid Parrot

Damn this bird Has a big nose.

Damn this bird Has a big nose.  Paranoid Parrot

Receives ominous email from scholarship provider No longer your scholarship provider!

Receives ominous email from scholarship provider No longer your scholarship provider!  Paranoid Parrot

hears noise at night checks for robbers

hears noise at night
 checks for robbers  Paranoid Parrot

notices they're out of shampoo mid-shower analyzes the exact position of their roommate's shampoo before borrowing it

notices they're out of shampoo mid-shower analyzes the exact position of their roommate's shampoo before borrowing it  Paranoid Parrot

opens bag of chips in class instantly checks if keith is nearby

opens bag of chips in class instantly checks if keith is nearby  Paranoid Parrot

Webcam shutter left open How long have they been watching me

Webcam shutter left open How long have they been watching me  Paranoid Parrot

I have some back pains cancer

I have some back pains cancer  Paranoid Parrot

printer randomly makes noise hacked or haunted?

printer randomly makes noise hacked or haunted?  Paranoid Parrot
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