Paranoid Parrot

Disables google location on the phone So no one can find and abduct him

Disables google location on the phone So no one can find and abduct him  Paranoid Parrot

low self esteem no one important is out to get me

low self esteem  no one important is out to get me  Paranoid Parrot

Answer the phone and no one is there Murderer

Answer the phone and no one is there Murderer  Paranoid Parrot

lives alone still locks the door while pooping

lives alone still locks the door while pooping  Paranoid Parrot

sees awesome post with 665 upvotes downvote

sees awesome post with 665 upvotes downvote  Paranoid Parrot

MAMAYA PAKISS SA PIPI TIGAS NA TITI

MAMAYA  PAKISS SA 
PIPI TIGAS NA 
TITI  Paranoid Parrot

has stomach ache alien growing inside

has stomach ache alien growing inside  Paranoid Parrot

Itchy Anus PINWORMS

Itchy Anus PINWORMS  Paranoid Parrot

White flakes in hair LICE

White flakes in hair LICE  Paranoid Parrot

sets lock on phone lock/unlock phone 10 more times to make sure it is working

sets lock on phone lock/unlock phone 10 more times to make sure it is working  Paranoid Parrot
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