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Paranoid Parrot

PUTS PHONE IN POCKET CHECKS AGAIN TO SEE IF PHONE IS IN POCKET AND NOT GONE

PUTS PHONE IN POCKET CHECKS AGAIN TO SEE IF PHONE IS IN POCKET AND NOT GONE Paranoid Parrot
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Hears people laughing behind me there laughing at me

Hears people laughing behind me there laughing at me Paranoid Parrot
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Noticed what looked like white powder after taking a few bites of my nature valley oats bar I'm going to die

Noticed what looked like white powder after taking a few bites of my nature valley oats bar I'm going to die Paranoid Parrot
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DELIVERY GUY DROPS OFF PACKAGE WAIT UNTIL HE LEAVES TO OPEN THE DOOR

DELIVERY GUY DROPS OFF PACKAGE WAIT UNTIL HE LEAVES TO OPEN THE DOOR Paranoid Parrot
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Car has back up camera? Better look over my shoulder to be sure

Car has back up camera? Better look over my shoulder to be sure Paranoid Parrot
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11:59 pm better fap one last time

11:59 pm better fap one last time Paranoid Parrot
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People laugh while i'm in the room They're laughing at me

People laugh while i'm in the room They're laughing at me Paranoid Parrot
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Reads about schizophrenics Tries to tickle self just to make sure

Reads about schizophrenics Tries to tickle self just to make sure Paranoid Parrot
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ask girl to dance, replies with "sure" oh god, she doesn't want to

ask girl to dance, replies with
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Used Credit Card online Identity Theft

Used Credit Card online Identity Theft Paranoid Parrot
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