Paranoid Parrot

About to post imgur link to reddit try it just in case

About to post imgur link to reddit try it just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Gets kissed on the cheek by a relative Wipes face to make sure there's no lipstick left

Gets kissed on the cheek by a relative Wipes face to make sure there's no lipstick left  Paranoid Parrot

makes a meme about something someone did today worries they'll see it

makes a meme about something someone did today worries they'll see it  Paranoid Parrot

Dress like a bum when i go to the bank so no one thinks i have a lot of money and robs me

Dress like a bum when i go to the bank so no one thinks i have a lot of money and robs me  Paranoid Parrot

Lies to get out of doing something with friends Makes a fake FaceBook post just to eliminate suspicion

Lies to get out of doing something with friends Makes a fake FaceBook post just to eliminate suspicion   Paranoid Parrot

Hears Gun shot hides in a bush for the next 2 hours

Hears Gun shot hides in a bush for the next 2 hours  Paranoid Parrot

Alarm set for every weekday Still check it and manually set it every single night

Alarm set for every weekday Still check it and manually set it every single night  Paranoid Parrot

Homeless man ahead Cross the street!!

Homeless man ahead Cross the street!!  Paranoid Parrot

tailgated by Crown victoria shit pants

tailgated by Crown victoria shit pants  Paranoid Parrot

Brake lights in distance slam on brakes!

Brake lights in distance slam on brakes!  Paranoid Parrot
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