Paranoid Parrot

Putting phone back in pocket while in a store make sure no one sees you in case they think you're stealing

Putting phone back in pocket while in a store make sure no one sees you in case they think you're stealing  Paranoid Parrot

everything is a prank

everything is a prank  Paranoid Parrot

Dick clark just died world definitely ends 2012 now

Dick clark just died world definitely ends 2012 now  Paranoid Parrot

That moment you realize the library windows are actually just paintings of windows.

That moment you realize the library windows are actually just paintings of windows.   Paranoid Parrot

Saved in pokemon save it again just to be sure

Saved in pokemon save it again just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

about to leave the house deletes browsing history and questionable texts so people don't discover something weird if I die

about to leave the house deletes browsing history and questionable texts so people don't discover something weird if I die  Paranoid Parrot

Guy I've never gotten along with invites me over he wants to murder me.

Guy I've never gotten along with invites me over he wants to murder me.  Paranoid Parrot

need my wisdom teeth taken out the drugs will make me confess all my darkest secrets

need my wisdom teeth taken out the drugs will make me confess all my darkest secrets  Paranoid Parrot

EVERYONE Wants my things

EVERYONE Wants my things  Paranoid Parrot

Checks to see if anyone is looking before getting into car Even though it doesn't dip

Checks to see if anyone is looking before getting into car Even though it doesn't dip  Paranoid Parrot
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