Paranoid Parrot

Jon Stewart claims he can see me through the T.V. Turn my Kinect Sensor around Just in case.

Jon Stewart claims he can see me through the T.V. Turn my Kinect Sensor around Just in case.  Paranoid Parrot

walking in busy new york the person behind me is going to murder me

walking in busy new york the person behind me is going to murder me  Paranoid Parrot

la fidanzata dice di aver fame prima di me incinta?

la fidanzata dice di aver fame prima di me incinta?  Paranoid Parrot

turn off the lights in your room run and jump into bed quickly to avoid having your feet grabbed

turn off the lights in your room run and jump into bed quickly to avoid having your feet grabbed  Paranoid Parrot

You are at a meeting. People smile They all know you're crazy

You are at a meeting. People smile They all know you're crazy  Paranoid Parrot

See people planking THEY'VE BEEN SHOT!

See people planking THEY'VE BEEN SHOT!  Paranoid Parrot

upgrading FLASH cart firmware for 3DS OGOD WHY DOES IT SAY CHESS MASTER NOW?!

upgrading FLASH cart firmware for 3DS OGOD WHY DOES IT SAY CHESS MASTER NOW?!  Paranoid Parrot

See Paranoid Parrot Meme Oh GOD! they follow me!

See Paranoid Parrot Meme Oh GOD! they follow me!  Paranoid Parrot

Knows of undercover cops BECOMES SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN

Knows of undercover cops BECOMES SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN  Paranoid Parrot

epic fart run to bathroom to check pants

epic fart run to bathroom to check pants  Paranoid Parrot
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