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Paranoid Parrot

white van slows down next to you run

white van slows down next to you run Paranoid Parrot
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turn off the light via wallswitch to go to bed Jump into bed to avoid creepy clown's hand from grabbing my ankle

turn off the light via wallswitch to go to bed Jump into bed to avoid creepy clown's hand from grabbing my ankle Paranoid Parrot
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Just me and the dogs at home Better lock the bathroom door so no one walks in on me pooping

Just me and the dogs at home Better lock the bathroom door so no one walks in on me pooping Paranoid Parrot
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hears random siren in the distance oh FUCK, everyone HIDE, the terrorists are back

hears random siren in the distance oh FUCK, everyone HIDE, the terrorists are back Paranoid Parrot
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constantly adjusts phone in pocket to make sure people don't think i have a boner

constantly adjusts phone in pocket to make sure people don't think i have a boner Paranoid Parrot
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Miss class today to see doctor everyone thinks i've got STDs

Miss class today to see doctor everyone thinks i've got STDs Paranoid Parrot
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Learn that Osama Bin Laden is an anagram of "lob da man in da sea" Spend next 14hours shuffling letters in own name to determine exact moment you die

Learn that Osama Bin Laden is an anagram of
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accidentally used different brand condom pregnant

accidentally used different brand condom pregnant Paranoid Parrot
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TV character looks at you out of the screen He can hear your thoughts

TV character looks at you out of the screen He can hear your thoughts Paranoid Parrot
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screen prospective employess for boss they all want my job

screen prospective employess for boss they all want my job Paranoid Parrot
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