Paranoid Parrot

Wants to Fap Turns around his Webcam

Wants to Fap Turns around his Webcam  Paranoid Parrot

Hot girl leaves his apartment. waits five minutes to fart.

Hot girl leaves his apartment. waits five minutes to fart.  Paranoid Parrot

Chair that he is sitting in makes a fart noise Tries desperately to replicate the noise so people don't think it was him

Chair that he is sitting in makes a fart noise Tries desperately to replicate the noise so people don't think it was him  Paranoid Parrot

there is a strange smell in the air i stink

there is a strange smell in the air i stink  Paranoid Parrot

I'm black Oh god, they'll think i'm a shoplifter

I'm black Oh god, they'll think i'm a shoplifter  Paranoid Parrot

CLOSES BLINDS BEFORE FAPPING WINDOW FACES BRICK WALL

CLOSES BLINDS BEFORE FAPPING WINDOW FACES BRICK WALL  Paranoid Parrot

guy in front of you farts hot girl behind you must think you did it

guy in front of you farts hot girl behind you must think you did it  Paranoid Parrot

House creaks in the night Robbers!!!

House creaks in the night Robbers!!!  Paranoid Parrot

oh god i probably have bits of food on my face

oh god i probably have bits of food on my face  Paranoid Parrot

irritates waitress while ordering "she's gonna posion my food"

irritates waitress while ordering
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