Paranoid Parrot

goes into empty restaurant bathroom this is the day i'm going to get raped

goes into empty restaurant bathroom this is the day i'm going to get raped  Paranoid Parrot

Download taking longer than 3 seconds Better check Reddit and Facebook

Download taking longer than 3 seconds Better check Reddit and Facebook  Paranoid Parrot

Girl doesn't text back she hates me

Girl doesn't text back she hates me  Paranoid Parrot

see firetruck going towards your neighborhood Oh god my house is on fire

see firetruck going towards your neighborhood Oh god my house is on fire  Paranoid Parrot

I always feel like somebody's watching me

I always feel like somebody's watching me  Paranoid Parrot

No Random Boners All Day erectile dysfunction

No Random Boners All Day erectile dysfunction  Paranoid Parrot

can't remember password brain being used as a nest for a million alien parasites, again

can't remember password brain being used as a nest for a million alien parasites, again  Paranoid Parrot

Muscle twitch Parkinson's Disease

Muscle twitch Parkinson's Disease  Paranoid Parrot

someone walking directly behind you im gonna get stabbed

someone walking directly behind you im gonna get stabbed  Paranoid Parrot

Answer the phone. Hear random noises. Mind Control.

Answer the phone.  Hear random noises. Mind Control.  Paranoid Parrot
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