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Paranoid Parrot

"Someone is going to realize i'm jewish and burn me"
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Bring a cup of Mountain Dew out of the bathroom They think I'm drinking piss

Bring a cup of Mountain Dew out of the bathroom They think I'm drinking piss Paranoid Parrot
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Misspoke I have a brain tumor

Misspoke I have a brain tumor Paranoid Parrot
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Sees an ambulance turning onto my street My parents are dead

Sees an ambulance turning onto my street My parents are dead Paranoid Parrot
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co-workers have private appointment on calendar they're conspiring against you

co-workers have private appointment on calendar they're conspiring against you Paranoid Parrot
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Take sleeping pill Spend last few moments awake worried you'll fall into a coma

Take sleeping pill Spend last few moments awake worried you'll fall into a coma Paranoid Parrot
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Walk past a playground All the parents think I'm a pedophile

Walk past a playground All the parents think I'm a pedophile Paranoid Parrot
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Goes to bed in own home Covers feet quickly to avoid footgrabbing monsters

Goes to bed in own home Covers feet quickly to avoid footgrabbing monsters Paranoid Parrot
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people think i'm just paranoid i wonder if i am

people think i'm just paranoid i wonder if i am Paranoid Parrot
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looks over shoulder to check blind spot three times

looks over shoulder to check blind spot three times Paranoid Parrot
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