Paranoid Parrot

save and close document open it again before emailing, just in case

save and close document open it again before emailing, just in case  Paranoid Parrot

gives presentation after taking a dump They know

gives presentation after taking a dump They know  Paranoid Parrot

needs to copy Ctrl+c+C

needs to copy  Ctrl+c+C  Paranoid Parrot

No poop on tp after wiping Wipe again multiple times

No poop on tp after wiping Wipe again multiple times  Paranoid Parrot

Survival Tip Never say 'It's quiet in Here'... Neh'thalggu has it set on Highlight.

Survival Tip Never say 'It's quiet in Here'... 
Neh'thalggu has it set on Highlight.  Paranoid Parrot

power goes out maybe this time it's for good

power goes out maybe this time it's for good  Paranoid Parrot

goes on Reddit every five minutes to check for downvotes.

goes on Reddit every five minutes to check for downvotes.  Paranoid Parrot

sets alarm clock Better check it four more times, just to be safe

sets alarm clock Better check it four more times, just to be safe  Paranoid Parrot

talk shit about someone you know check phone to make sure you didn't butt dial them

talk shit about someone you know check phone to make sure you didn't butt dial them  Paranoid Parrot

"This is Comcast calling…" Stops all the torrents

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