Paranoid Parrot

Two-finger scrolls Facebook on side of page just to make sure don't 'like' something on accident

Two-finger scrolls Facebook on side of page just to make sure don't 'like' something on accident   Paranoid Parrot

Gets into car Checks the backseat

Gets into car Checks the backseat   Paranoid Parrot

no one's home hide in the closet

no one's home hide in the closet  Paranoid Parrot

dog sees you naked it's really a person trapped in an animal's body

dog sees you naked it's really a person trapped in an animal's body  Paranoid Parrot

fart while fucking girl try repeatedly to recreate sound by rubbing feet together like cricket and if successful keep doing it to throw her off the trail

fart while fucking girl try repeatedly to recreate sound by rubbing feet together like cricket and if successful keep doing it to throw her off the trail  Paranoid Parrot

Check in bag at airport Kiss it goodbye

Check in bag at airport Kiss it goodbye  Paranoid Parrot

Come home from vacation House looks too much the way i left it. hmmm.

Come home from vacation House looks too much the way i left it. hmmm.  Paranoid Parrot

Hot girls laughing My boner is showing!

Hot girls laughing My boner is showing!  Paranoid Parrot

Asian friend comes over for dinner have neighbors keep the dog for the night

Asian friend comes over for dinner have neighbors keep the dog for the night  Paranoid Parrot

Professor Doesn't Leave Comment on midterm failed

Professor Doesn't Leave Comment on midterm failed  Paranoid Parrot
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