Paranoid Parrot

favorite MMA fighter brawk Lesnar

favorite MMA fighter brawk Lesnar  Paranoid Parrot

Reads horrifying houseguest meme Doesn't sleep all night

Reads horrifying houseguest meme Doesn't sleep all night  Paranoid Parrot

Haven't skyped Alyssa in a day She must be kidnapped in China

Haven't skyped Alyssa in a day She must be kidnapped in China  Paranoid Parrot

group of strangers quietly conversing at the party they're gossiping about me!

group of strangers quietly conversing at the party they're gossiping about me!  Paranoid Parrot

Use turn signal Even when no one's there

Use turn signal Even when no one's there  Paranoid Parrot

press printscreen do it twice

press printscreen do it twice  Paranoid Parrot

Back pops OUch! must be broken

Back pops OUch! must be broken  Paranoid Parrot

Naked under clothes sit next to someone with x-ray vision

Naked under clothes  sit next to someone with x-ray vision   Paranoid Parrot

Guy in the next urinal is definately staring at my dick.

Guy in the next urinal is definately staring at my dick.  Paranoid Parrot

Flip off driver next to me. I'm gonna get shot.

Flip off driver next to me. I'm gonna get shot.  Paranoid Parrot
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