Paranoid Parrot

experiences headache I better make my will

experiences headache I better make my will  Paranoid Parrot

CUT SELF WHILE SHAVING BLEED TO DEATH

CUT SELF WHILE SHAVING BLEED TO DEATH  Paranoid Parrot

Turn on light and lightbulb goes out HEART ATTACK

Turn on light and lightbulb goes out HEART ATTACK  Paranoid Parrot

Wake up in the middle of the night exactly at 3AM Devil is trying to possess you

Wake up in the middle of the night exactly at 3AM Devil is trying to possess you  Paranoid Parrot

pull keys out of pocket every rapist within a 3 block radius just heard that

pull keys out of pocket every rapist within a 3 block radius just heard that  Paranoid Parrot

Alone in office PENS WILL GET ME!

Alone in office PENS WILL GET ME!  Paranoid Parrot

kyla doesn't make cupcakes must make crappy ones to show her a lesson

kyla doesn't make cupcakes must make crappy ones to show her a lesson  Paranoid Parrot

House sitting for a friend They probably set up hidden cameras to watch me

House sitting for a friend They probably set up hidden cameras to watch me  Paranoid Parrot

live alone lock door when using the bathroom

live alone lock door when using the bathroom  Paranoid Parrot

Locks door in public bathroom Pops it, locks again to make sure it was locked

Locks door in public bathroom Pops it, locks again to make sure it was locked  Paranoid Parrot
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