Paranoid Parrot

neighbor likes to make stuff... must be bombs and meth!

neighbor likes to make stuff... must be
bombs and meth!  Paranoid Parrot

Watches a horror movie jumps into bed from 6 feet distance to not get grabbed by the thing beneath it

Watches a horror movie jumps into bed from 6 feet distance to not get grabbed by the thing beneath it  Paranoid Parrot

Hear People laughing behind me There laughing at me

Hear People laughing behind me There laughing at me  Paranoid Parrot

Hostess ask for your name gives fake name

Hostess ask for your name gives fake name  Paranoid Parrot

Everyone is writing except me i'll fail this class

Everyone is writing except me i'll fail this class  Paranoid Parrot

Elevator door doesn't open immediately Trapped forever

Elevator door doesn't open immediately Trapped forever  Paranoid Parrot

doesn't look at anyone's facebook profile thinks they can tell who has

doesn't look at anyone's facebook profile thinks they can tell who has  Paranoid Parrot

Locks car, only beeps once better go back and lock it again

Locks car, only beeps once better go back and lock it again  Paranoid Parrot

start dating new girl the ex-girlfriends must be telling her my weaknesses

start dating new girl the ex-girlfriends must be telling her my weaknesses  Paranoid Parrot

Leave home with dryer on House is burning

Leave home with dryer on House is burning  Paranoid Parrot
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