Paranoid Parrot

Came on hand don't move the fucking mouse

Came on hand don't move the fucking mouse  Paranoid Parrot

walking with pregnant friend everyone thinks i'm the father

walking with pregnant friend everyone thinks i'm the father  Paranoid Parrot

doesn't hear anything that fucking ghost

doesn't hear anything that fucking ghost  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend texts you "knock, knock" she's breaking up with me

girlfriend texts you

Hears a group of people laughing They're laughing at me

Hears a group of people laughing They're laughing at me  Paranoid Parrot

Windows insecure Installs OpenBSD

Windows insecure Installs OpenBSD  Paranoid Parrot

Just got into bed Closet door still open

Just got into bed Closet door still open  Paranoid Parrot

has a radical/life changing thought inception?

has a radical/life changing thought inception?  Paranoid Parrot

Making a meme Did you start that sentence with a capitol letter?

Making a meme Did you start that sentence with a capitol letter?  Paranoid Parrot

Thinks of funny quote from tv show to use in a comment Searches netflix for the specific episode to make sure it's quoted right

Thinks of funny quote from tv show to use in a comment Searches netflix for the specific episode to make sure it's quoted right  Paranoid Parrot
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