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Paranoid Parrot

mutual friend likes my crush's facebook status i bet they're fucking

mutual friend likes my crush's facebook status i bet they're fucking Paranoid Parrot
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Listening to music with headphones Keeps removing them to check if anyone can hear the music

Listening to music with headphones Keeps removing them to check if anyone can hear the music Paranoid Parrot
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exit workplace late at night, car in the street starts at the same time i'm getting kidnapped

exit workplace late at night, car in the street starts at the same time i'm getting kidnapped Paranoid Parrot
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Going shopping for clothes? better not wear anything you bought at that store previously. they'll think you're stealing.

Going shopping for clothes? better not wear anything you bought at that store previously. they'll think you're stealing. Paranoid Parrot
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Previous guy left a mess on the seat clean it so the next person doesn't think I did it

Previous guy left a mess on the seat clean it so the next person doesn't think I did it Paranoid Parrot
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go to bathroom lock door

go to bathroom lock door Paranoid Parrot
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There is no more liquor on my glass Get me some more fuckin liquor now

There is no more liquor on my glass Get me some more fuckin liquor now Paranoid Parrot
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FAX IMPORTANT PAPERS FROM WORK SOMEONES COMING? ABORT MISSION!

FAX IMPORTANT PAPERS FROM WORK SOMEONES COMING? ABORT MISSION! Paranoid Parrot
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lock door leave for work Spend 8 hours worried the door is open

lock door leave for work Spend 8 hours worried the door is open Paranoid Parrot
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Sometimes I stalk my stalkers To make sure they're NOT stalking me!

Sometimes I stalk my stalkers To make sure they're NOT stalking me! Paranoid Parrot
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