Paranoid Parrot

Period 1 day late Experiences every single pregnancy symptom

Period 1 day late Experiences every single pregnancy symptom  Paranoid Parrot

She didn't message back. She hates me.

She didn't message back. She hates me.  Paranoid Parrot

gets really high thinks exchange students are terrorists.

gets really high thinks exchange students are terrorists.  Paranoid Parrot

clear folder, hit delete, "Are you sure you want to permanently delete this folder and all of its contents?" Let me check one more time

clear folder, hit delete,

Blanket fabric snags and slightly pinches leg there is a fucking viper in my bed

Blanket fabric snags and slightly pinches leg  there is a fucking viper in my bed  Paranoid Parrot

Walks into store walks out without buying anything they think i stole something I'm going to jail

Walks into store walks out without buying anything they think i stole something I'm going to jail  Paranoid Parrot

gmail asks for password every two weeks every single time: i've been hacked!

gmail asks for password every two weeks every single time: 
i've been hacked!  Paranoid Parrot

.gif? ALT-f4! alt-f4! alt-f4!

.gif? ALT-f4! alt-f4! alt-f4!  Paranoid Parrot

Sends important EMail Checks "SENT-FOLDER"

Sends important EMail Checks

Stranger brushes past Oh dear god I've been robbed.

Stranger brushes past  Oh dear god I've been robbed.  Paranoid Parrot
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