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Paranoid Parrot

Smokes a blunt in a car on major city street Rolls up windows at every stoplight

Smokes a blunt in a car on major city street Rolls up windows at every stoplight Paranoid Parrot
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Door creaks open slowly by itself Automatically assumes it's ghosts

Door creaks open slowly by itself Automatically assumes it's ghosts Paranoid Parrot
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Sees photo of cat walking on back legs worries they might evolve and outsmart us

Sees photo of cat walking on back legs worries they might evolve and outsmart us Paranoid Parrot
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Have to be up for something early? Wake up hourly to make sure you don't sleep through alarm

Have to be up for something early? Wake up hourly to make sure you don't sleep through alarm Paranoid Parrot
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runs over a bump in the road checks rear-view mirror to make sure it wasn't a person

runs over a bump in the road checks rear-view mirror to make sure it wasn't a person Paranoid Parrot
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Press button to lock car remotely Press button a few more times just to make sure

Press button to lock car remotely Press button a few more times just to make sure Paranoid Parrot
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UNinstall software IT'S going to delete my stuff

UNinstall software IT'S going to delete my stuff Paranoid Parrot
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Website reguires e-mail address they're going to send me junk

Website reguires e-mail address they're going to send me junk Paranoid Parrot
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Nocturne uses ultimate Runs in circles hoping he isn't around

Nocturne uses ultimate Runs in circles hoping he isn't around Paranoid Parrot
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Drink can says 'shake well.' shake for 2 minutes before finally opening and taking a sip i should've shaken it longer...

Drink can says 'shake well.' shake for 2 minutes before finally opening and taking a sip i should've shaken it longer... Paranoid Parrot
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