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Paranoid Parrot

pencil rolls off table, bounces off crotch and falls to the ground everyone's picturing my penis

pencil rolls off table, bounces off crotch and falls to the ground everyone's picturing my penis Paranoid Parrot
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Hide in the cage don't let chill put me on it

Hide in the cage don't let chill put me on it Paranoid Parrot
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before beating off check all windows and closets

before beating off check all windows and closets Paranoid Parrot
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out of ramen I will starve

out of ramen I will starve Paranoid Parrot
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Radio goes silent A Nuke went off

Radio goes silent A Nuke went off Paranoid Parrot
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son pitches tent in his bedroom sixth sense

son pitches tent in his bedroom sixth sense Paranoid Parrot
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Goes on new website Runs antivirus scan

Goes on new website Runs antivirus scan Paranoid Parrot
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Quote Hamza Kashgari's tweet Never visit Malaysia now

Quote Hamza Kashgari's tweet Never visit Malaysia now Paranoid Parrot
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meet someone smart, attractive, and single must be a serial killer

meet someone smart, attractive, and single must be a serial killer Paranoid Parrot
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Leaves very slight mark outside of the bubble better erase it completely or it'll be counted wrong

Leaves very slight mark outside of the bubble better erase it completely or it'll be counted wrong Paranoid Parrot
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