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Paranoid Parrot

Kid got suspended for making a pop tart gun Better stop talking about the second amendment

Kid got suspended for making a pop tart gun Better stop talking about the second amendment Paranoid Parrot
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saw final destination the signs are everywhere

saw final destination the signs are everywhere Paranoid Parrot
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start cooking at the barbie and wait for friends My meat's gonna get stolen by bandits

start cooking at the barbie and wait for friends My meat's gonna get stolen by bandits Paranoid Parrot
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can't find where i parked my car stolen!

can't find where i parked my car stolen! Paranoid Parrot
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GO FOR PISS CHECK BEHIND SHOWER CURTAIN FOR MONSTER

GO FOR PISS CHECK BEHIND SHOWER CURTAIN FOR MONSTER Paranoid Parrot
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Gets into car at night checks backseat for zombies.

Gets into car at night checks backseat for zombies. Paranoid Parrot
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Say something bad about someone while in own house lock the doors and douse the fucking lights

Say something bad about someone while in own house lock the doors and douse the fucking lights Paranoid Parrot
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room suddenly gets cold dementor

room suddenly gets cold dementor Paranoid Parrot
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Wants to check if I locked my door can't because then my neighbors will think I'm a thief

Wants to check if I locked my door can't because then my neighbors will think I'm a thief Paranoid Parrot
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Parents go on a vacation without me their Plane will get hijacked by terrorists

Parents go on a vacation without me their Plane will get hijacked by terrorists Paranoid Parrot
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