Paranoid Parrot

cross a one-way LOOK BOTH WAYS

cross a one-way LOOK BOTH WAYS  Paranoid Parrot

Leave group of friends before group disperses Know that they're discussing your faults... right now

Leave group of friends before group disperses Know that they're discussing your faults... right now  Paranoid Parrot

grades will be online tomorrow checks website and email every 5 minutes

grades will be online tomorrow checks website and email every 5 minutes  Paranoid Parrot

Googles checmicals mentioned on breaking bad fbi watchlist

Googles checmicals mentioned on breaking bad fbi watchlist  Paranoid Parrot

hears about freshman getting scurvy from eating ramen every day loads up on fruits and never eats ramen again

hears about freshman getting scurvy from eating ramen every day loads up on fruits and never eats ramen again  Paranoid Parrot

Gets a new laptop puts sticker over the built-in webcam

Gets a new laptop puts sticker over the built-in webcam  Paranoid Parrot

Just submitted a post ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+R ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+r

Just submitted a post ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+R ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+r ctrl+r  Paranoid Parrot

Wakes up on a weekday how will the world make me feel bad today?

Wakes up on a weekday how will the world make me feel bad today?  Paranoid Parrot

First person to finish final exam. Oh god i forgot something important didn't i?

First person to finish final exam. Oh god i forgot something important didn't i?  Paranoid Parrot

doesn't post facebook screenshots out of fear of getting their reddit account discovered

doesn't post facebook screenshots out of fear of getting their reddit account discovered  Paranoid Parrot
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