Paranoid Parrot

Has infected, ingrown hair on upper lip from waxing Thinks everyone who sees it assumes I have herpes

Has infected, ingrown hair on upper lip from waxing Thinks everyone who sees it assumes I have herpes  Paranoid Parrot

Conversation you don't hear it's about you

Conversation you don't hear it's about you  Paranoid Parrot

step on crack in sidewalk I'm fucked

step on crack in sidewalk I'm fucked  Paranoid Parrot

One missed call oh lawd

One missed call oh lawd  Paranoid Parrot

Paid Extra to get mw3 early won't play until the release date so I don't get banned

Paid Extra to get mw3 early won't play until the release date so I don't get banned  Paranoid Parrot

daylight savings time wait for laptop to change so I don't screw up the other clocks

daylight savings time wait for laptop to change so I don't screw up the other clocks  Paranoid Parrot

Find penny on the wrong side I'm going to die

Find penny on the wrong side I'm going to die  Paranoid Parrot

Touches Something Poisonous Slowly Dying Inside

Touches Something Poisonous Slowly Dying Inside  Paranoid Parrot

Hear Small sounds at school my phones going off!

Hear Small sounds at school my phones going off!  Paranoid Parrot

Roomie acting strange Must be in embarrassing viral singing dancing masturbation video

Roomie acting strange Must be in embarrassing viral singing dancing masturbation video  Paranoid Parrot
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