Paranoid Parrot

No one answers the house phone The killer is waiting for me to return

No one answers the house phone  The killer is waiting for me to return   Paranoid Parrot

Gun crew nothing more needs to be said

Gun crew nothing more needs to be said  Paranoid Parrot

best friend and girl you like aren't in school they're fucking

best friend and girl you like aren't in school they're fucking  Paranoid Parrot

notices middle school students skateboarding gang

notices middle school students skateboarding gang  Paranoid Parrot

mom tells me not to open the door while nobody is home and best friend knocks is mom pulling up

mom tells me not to open the door while nobody is home and best friend knocks is mom pulling up
   Paranoid Parrot

sunny outside, suddenly less sunny rapture

sunny outside, suddenly less sunny rapture  Paranoid Parrot

Massage therapist leaves so you can undress Won't have time to get under the sheet

Massage therapist leaves so you can undress Won't have time to get under the sheet   Paranoid Parrot

Free house Locks the bathroom door to take a shit

Free house Locks the bathroom door to take a shit  Paranoid Parrot

clicks a photo link that will require some staring... immediately checks for ".gif" in the address bar

clicks a photo link that will require some staring... immediately checks for

Killed spider in house it's friends will get me when I sleep

Killed spider in house it's friends will get me when I sleep  Paranoid Parrot
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