Paranoid Parrot

single driver following you? RAPIST AND/OR SERIAL KILLER

single driver following you? RAPIST AND/OR SERIAL KILLER  Paranoid Parrot

Rides bike on the side of a busy road "Why is everyone looking at me?!"

Rides bike on the side of a busy road

Minha carta custa R$50 pq eh mais rara que uma arara

Minha carta custa R$50 pq eh mais rara que uma arara  Paranoid Parrot

only touches the right hand side of the screen when scrolling through newsfeed to minimize the chance of accidentally 'liking' a random status

only touches the right hand side of the screen when scrolling through newsfeed to minimize the chance of accidentally 'liking' a random status  Paranoid Parrot

Can't play picktheperp.com Feels racist just by looking

Can't play picktheperp.com Feels racist just by looking  Paranoid Parrot

a zit starts to form around the lips "Oh no, it's herpes"

a zit starts to form around the lips

Always looks both ways before looking both ways again

Always looks both ways before looking both ways again  Paranoid Parrot

Hears a knock on back door at midnight Instantly grabs bat and awaits oncoming death.

Hears a knock on back door at midnight Instantly grabs bat and awaits oncoming death.  Paranoid Parrot

looks both ways before crossing the road In Grand theft Auto

looks both ways before crossing the road In Grand theft Auto  Paranoid Parrot

MAKES POST ON REDDIT CHECKS EVERY MINUTE TO SEE IF THERE ARE COMMENTS

MAKES POST ON REDDIT CHECKS EVERY MINUTE TO SEE IF THERE ARE COMMENTS  Paranoid Parrot
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