Paranoid Parrot

Throw out handful of trash something was fatally important

Throw out handful of trash something was fatally important  Paranoid Parrot

walk through underpass earthquake imminent

walk through underpass earthquake
imminent  Paranoid Parrot

Has an exam today better leave for school 5 hours early

Has an exam today better leave for school 5 hours early  Paranoid Parrot

Bump into someone on MARTA Check to make sure you still have wallet

Bump into someone on MARTA Check to make sure you still have wallet  Paranoid Parrot

gives a handjob doesn't finger self for a week

gives a handjob doesn't finger self for a week  Paranoid Parrot

First wipe comes out clean wipe again just in case

First wipe comes out clean wipe again just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Small pile of leaves and twigs on ground booby trap

Small pile of leaves and twigs on ground booby trap  Paranoid Parrot

Plugging in a power cord Chances of electrocution: 99%

Plugging in a power cord Chances of electrocution: 99%  Paranoid Parrot

What if the motion sensor on the toilet is actually a camera?

What if the motion sensor on the toilet is actually a camera?  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally Clicks nsfw link boss knows

Accidentally Clicks nsfw link boss knows  Paranoid Parrot
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