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Paranoid Parrot

gets job on tv now he's sure he's being watched

gets job on tv now he's sure he's being watched Paranoid Parrot
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sets alarm clock 2 minutes from now to make sure it works

sets alarm clock 2 minutes from now to make sure it works Paranoid Parrot
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4 teens are walking towards me i'm about to get jumped

4 teens are walking towards me i'm about to get jumped Paranoid Parrot
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Stays close to right side when walking out entrance of berk to go to dish return They might think im stealing dishes

Stays close to right side when walking out entrance of berk to go to dish return They might think im stealing dishes Paranoid Parrot
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Doesn't do drugs... absolutely certain work drug test will come back positive

Doesn't do drugs... absolutely certain work drug test will come back positive Paranoid Parrot
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look into my eye

look into my eye Paranoid Parrot
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Agree to Terms and Conditions? Scroll through all of them first... just in case

Agree to Terms and Conditions? Scroll through all of them first... just in case Paranoid Parrot
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Netflix disc arrives day later than usual Mailman knows my very soul

Netflix disc arrives day later than usual Mailman knows my very soul Paranoid Parrot
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Goes to lock car door by clicking keypad click click click

Goes to lock car door by clicking keypad click click click Paranoid Parrot
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Say pretty bird to my girlfirend one more time, I'll bite your finger off

Say pretty bird to my girlfirend one more time, I'll bite your finger off Paranoid Parrot
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