Paranoid Parrot

FAP ON LAPTOP SOMEBODY IS WATCHING ME THROUGH THE WEBCAM

FAP ON LAPTOP SOMEBODY IS WATCHING ME THROUGH THE WEBCAM  Paranoid Parrot

Worries cashier will think ID is fake Is actually 22

Worries cashier will think ID is fake Is actually 22  Paranoid Parrot

Browsing reddit on school network switches to phone to view NSFW links

Browsing reddit on school network switches to phone to view NSFW links  Paranoid Parrot

Doesn't safely eject usb inserts it back to make sure everything is there

Doesn't safely eject usb inserts it back to make sure everything is there  Paranoid Parrot

Sees a random statue Weeping angel

Sees a random statue Weeping angel  Paranoid Parrot

PENIS TOUCHES PUBLIC TOILET SEAT WHEN SITTING DOWN STDS

PENIS TOUCHES PUBLIC TOILET SEAT WHEN SITTING DOWN STDS  Paranoid Parrot

tears paper bills apart puts some pieces in one garbage bag and other pieces in a separate bag

tears paper bills apart puts some pieces in one garbage bag and other pieces in a separate bag  Paranoid Parrot

wants to use a common idiom in writing looks up idiom defintion to verify its meaning

wants to use a common idiom in writing looks up idiom defintion to verify its meaning  Paranoid Parrot

hears unexpected noise while in bed unwanted house guest

hears unexpected noise while  in bed unwanted house guest  Paranoid Parrot

Has a cute border collie puppy to show r/awww too afraid that friends will recognise and learn my account

Has a cute border collie puppy to show r/awww too afraid that friends will recognise and learn my account  Paranoid Parrot
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