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Paranoid Parrot

Notices tiny unexpected bruise on arm I have diabetes

Notices tiny unexpected bruise on arm I have diabetes Paranoid Parrot
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Know for a fact parents won't be home for 3 hours. Check out the window every 5 minutes just to be sure.

Know for a fact parents won't be home for 3 hours. Check out the window every 5 minutes just to be sure. Paranoid Parrot
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Selected a different spell better save

Selected a different spell better save Paranoid Parrot
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Walks into bathroom looks at urinal twice to make sure in right one

Walks into bathroom looks at urinal twice to make sure in right one Paranoid Parrot
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teacher says don't worry about this slide copies everything down just in case

teacher says don't worry about this slide copies everything down just in case Paranoid Parrot
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I need to put my dope away The cops might need to find a felon in my house sometime

I need to put my dope away The cops might need to find a felon in my house sometime Paranoid Parrot
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girlfriend hasn't texted back for 2 hours she's dead

girlfriend hasn't texted back for 2 hours she's dead Paranoid Parrot
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Toilet paper came back clean after first wipe better try two more times, just in case I missed

Toilet paper came back clean after first wipe better try two more times, just in case I missed Paranoid Parrot
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Haven't received an email at work in 30 minutes that's it! they have blocked my email and are firing me

Haven't received an email at work in 30 minutes that's it! they have blocked my email and are firing me Paranoid Parrot
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Browse r/nosleep close blinds

Browse r/nosleep close blinds Paranoid Parrot
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