Paranoid Parrot

Stranger asks you to fill out a survey Is an identity thief

Stranger asks you to fill out a survey Is an identity thief  Paranoid Parrot

lights appear in rear-view mirror oh fuck the cops!

lights appear in rear-view mirror oh fuck the cops!  Paranoid Parrot

Driving home while high always think i'm being followed

Driving home while high always think i'm being followed  Paranoid Parrot

Fuck Jivu I'am the top bird up in this bitch!

Fuck Jivu I'am the top bird up in this bitch!  Paranoid Parrot

walk in class ten minutes early freak about a exam you dont even have

walk in class ten minutes early freak about a exam you dont even have  Paranoid Parrot

The News breaks in with a special report Nuclear Armageddon...

The News breaks in with a special report Nuclear Armageddon...  Paranoid Parrot

at mlb game sitting on lower deck people on the balcony are going to drop a beer on my head

at mlb game sitting on lower deck people on the balcony are going to drop a beer on my head  Paranoid Parrot

go to a rock concert i'm going to get panhandled until i'm broke

go to a rock concert i'm going to get panhandled until i'm broke  Paranoid Parrot

mom shuts the fuck up and lets me do all the talking she knows i'm high

mom shuts the fuck up and lets me do all the talking she knows i'm high  Paranoid Parrot

lives with 4 other people still leaves shower door unlocked "just in case"

lives with 4 other people still leaves shower door unlocked
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