Paranoid Parrot

haven't seen roommates in a few hours post on craigslist for new ones

haven't seen roommates in a few hours post on craigslist for new ones  Paranoid Parrot

turn off bedroom light "i feel their presence"

turn off bedroom light

bussano alla porta meglio formattare l'hard disk

bussano alla porta meglio formattare l'hard disk  Paranoid Parrot

Crazy girlfriend praying mantis cooks you dinner it's poisoned

Crazy girlfriend praying mantis cooks you dinner it's poisoned  Paranoid Parrot

On multiple choice test, answer "c" three times in a row i'm gonna fail

On multiple choice test, answer

darbear doesnt broadcast must be a pedobear

darbear doesnt broadcast must be a pedobear  Paranoid Parrot

get lost driving at night i'm going to die here

get lost driving at night i'm going to die here  Paranoid Parrot

Hear echo of self in phone Dea is listening

Hear echo of self in phone Dea is listening  Paranoid Parrot

Get called to office Rack brain of everything I did wrong

Get called to office Rack brain of everything I did wrong  Paranoid Parrot

Computer performed illegal operation Wonder if jail food will be good tonight

Computer performed illegal operation Wonder if jail food will be good tonight  Paranoid Parrot
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