Paranoid Parrot

AC turns on FUCK someone broke in

AC turns on FUCK someone broke in  Paranoid Parrot

Getting ready to fap covers webcam

Getting ready to fap covers webcam  Paranoid Parrot

air conditioner clicks on while fapping mom is home and right behind me!

air conditioner clicks on while fapping mom is home and right behind me!  Paranoid Parrot

Sell-by date on milk is tomorrow 6 bowls of cereal for dinner

Sell-by date on milk is tomorrow 6 bowls of cereal for dinner  Paranoid Parrot

Gets common cold I have a fatal disease

Gets common cold I have a fatal disease  Paranoid Parrot

feel a light smack on my desk at work someone is standing behind me, close all browser windows

feel a light smack on my desk at work someone is standing behind me, close all browser windows  Paranoid Parrot

laugh at ocd/phobia document unplug all electrical before going to bed

laugh at ocd/phobia document unplug all electrical before going to bed  Paranoid Parrot

Kids laughing behind me check back of head for gum

Kids laughing behind me check back of head for gum  Paranoid Parrot

Hears keys jiggle outside serial killer

Hears keys jiggle outside serial killer  Paranoid Parrot

Plays amnesia Breaks computer

Plays amnesia Breaks computer  Paranoid Parrot
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