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Paranoid Parrot

My owner says I will outlive him. Who will possibly want to take care of me?

My owner says I will outlive him. Who will possibly want to take care of me? Paranoid Parrot
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hires cleaning lady to clean apartment cleans apartment to avoid being judged

hires cleaning lady to clean apartment cleans apartment to avoid being judged Paranoid Parrot
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Watching show with roach infested house THERES BUGS ON ME

Watching show with roach infested house THERES BUGS ON ME Paranoid Parrot
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no shit on toilet paper Wipes again to make sure

no shit on toilet paper Wipes again to make sure Paranoid Parrot
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Posts to reddit f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5

Posts to reddit f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 Paranoid Parrot
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girl sees you checking her out better look around the room so she doesn't think i'm a rapist

girl sees you checking her out better look around the room so she doesn't think i'm a rapist Paranoid Parrot
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shares link with someone checks it three times to make sure is the right one

shares link with someone checks it three times to make sure is the right one Paranoid Parrot
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Takes Hatzenbach I at 110mph Forgets to brake on time for Hatzenbach II

Takes Hatzenbach I at 110mph Forgets to brake on time for Hatzenbach II Paranoid Parrot
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done with cell phone call end end end end end

done with cell phone call end end end end end Paranoid Parrot
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doing push-ups at work worried someone will see me

doing push-ups at work worried someone will see me Paranoid Parrot
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