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Paranoid Parrot

Hear police siren Everyone i know is dead

Hear police siren Everyone i know is dead Paranoid Parrot
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press button to lock car press it 16 more times to make sure

press button to lock car press it 16 more times to make sure Paranoid Parrot
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Sleeps with lights on so burglars and murderers thinks she's awake

Sleeps with lights on so burglars and murderers thinks she's awake Paranoid Parrot
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gets a phone call minimize the internet so they can't see what you are looking at

gets a phone call minimize the internet so they can't see what you are looking at Paranoid Parrot
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people talking while i'm wearing earphones it's about me

people talking while i'm wearing earphones it's about me Paranoid Parrot
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locks car pulls on door latch three times to make sure

locks car pulls on door latch three times to make sure Paranoid Parrot
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Look both ways before crossing a one-way street

Look both ways before crossing a one-way street Paranoid Parrot
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Sees there was an assualt on running route starts carrying 4" folding knife in sports bra

Sees there was an assualt on running route starts carrying 4
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go out on the patio for a smoke brings keys in case sliding door locks itself

go out on the patio for a smoke brings keys in case sliding door locks itself Paranoid Parrot
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write a paper for class about the Virginia tech shooting now walk around campus looking for escape routes and possible weapons for self defense

write a paper for class about the Virginia tech shooting now walk around campus looking for escape routes and possible weapons for self defense Paranoid Parrot
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