Paranoid Parrot

WALK THROUGH WEB REPEATEDLY CHECK HAIR FOR SPIDERS FOR REST OF DAY

WALK THROUGH WEB REPEATEDLY CHECK HAIR FOR SPIDERS FOR REST OF DAY  Paranoid Parrot

Post on Reddit Check subreddit's rules every time post is downvoted

Post on Reddit  Check subreddit's rules every time post is downvoted  Paranoid Parrot

The cops have done a really good job over the past week Maybe too good

The cops have done a really good job over the past week Maybe too good  Paranoid Parrot

Casually mentions an old password Changes all of his passwords, just in case

Casually mentions an old password Changes all of his passwords, just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Late with period I'm carrying the next jesus

Late with period I'm carrying the next jesus  Paranoid Parrot

Hit the lock button and the car beeped Better lock it 4 more times to be sure

Hit the lock button and the car beeped Better lock it 4 more times to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Spooky image Check URL to see if it's a gif so nothing pops out

Spooky image Check URL to see if it's a gif so nothing pops out  Paranoid Parrot

Patch of skin on my leg looks kind of weird leprosy

Patch of skin on my leg looks kind of weird leprosy  Paranoid Parrot

People behind me are laughing I didn't wear pants

People behind me are laughing I didn't wear pants  Paranoid Parrot

putting envelopes in the trash tear them in pieces so no one can read your name and address

putting envelopes in the trash tear them in pieces so no one can read your name and address  Paranoid Parrot
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