Paranoid Parrot

Got an upvote in /new? f5

Got an upvote in /new? f5  Paranoid Parrot

misspells password immediately thinks account has been hacked

misspells password immediately thinks account has been hacked  Paranoid Parrot

Leave marketplace with cookie in hand someone's going to come after you

Leave marketplace with cookie in hand someone's going to come after you  Paranoid Parrot

"Hello! Hello?" Oh God there's a murderer in the house

Girlfriend asks to look at his phone tells her to wait five minutes

Girlfriend asks to look at his phone tells her to wait five minutes  Paranoid Parrot

walking alone along the street at night mistake shadow for serial rapist

walking alone along the street at night mistake shadow for serial rapist  Paranoid Parrot

ORDERS PIZZA ON WEBSITE CALLS TO CONFIRM THAT THEY GOT THE ORDER

ORDERS PIZZA ON WEBSITE CALLS TO CONFIRM THAT THEY GOT THE ORDER  Paranoid Parrot

same day voter registration? Oh no! voter fraud!

same day voter registration? Oh no! voter fraud!  Paranoid Parrot

go to the toilet in the library someone is going to steal my notes

go to the toilet in the library someone is going to steal my notes  Paranoid Parrot

puts account number into TurboTax afraid to E-file return

puts account number into TurboTax afraid to E-file return  Paranoid Parrot
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