Paranoid Parrot

Lock car door before you get of car hit lock button on keys 15 times

Lock car door before you get of car hit lock button on keys 15 times  Paranoid Parrot

Stepped on a sidewalk crack Broke mom's back

Stepped on a sidewalk crack Broke mom's back  Paranoid Parrot

Peerblocker

 Peerblocker  Paranoid Parrot

Working on word document Crtl+S after every sentence

Working on word document Crtl+S  after every sentence  Paranoid Parrot

Sees a strange process in task manager big brother

Sees a strange process in task manager big brother  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone on the computer Looks over shoulder after swearing in a post

Home alone on the computer Looks over shoulder after swearing in a post  Paranoid Parrot

needs to wash hair Afraid to close eyes

needs to wash hair Afraid to close eyes   Paranoid Parrot

Bathroom Door is locked unlock it and lock it again

Bathroom Door is locked unlock it and lock it again  Paranoid Parrot

cop walks in, and starts checking tickets heart nearly explodes

cop walks in, and starts checking tickets heart nearly explodes  Paranoid Parrot

SUBMITS THESIS 50,000 WORDS 48,312 FOOTNOTES

SUBMITS THESIS 50,000 WORDS
48,312 FOOTNOTES  Paranoid Parrot
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