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Paranoid Parrot

Uses incognito window still checks history

Uses incognito window still checks history Paranoid Parrot
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Hasn't smoked weed in two years still flushes system before drug test

Hasn't smoked weed in two years still flushes system before drug test Paranoid Parrot
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First vote is down vote Deletes post

First vote is down vote Deletes post Paranoid Parrot
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change brake pads on my car notice weird engine noise: "I think I broke my car"

change brake pads on my car notice weird engine noise:
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6 straight "B" answers on final "fuck it i didn't wanna go to college anyway"

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sees cockroach late at night walks around with every single light on

sees cockroach late at night walks around with every single light on Paranoid Parrot
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Eating alone at restaurant If i get up to use the restroom they'll think i left without paying

Eating alone at restaurant If i get up to use the restroom they'll think i left without paying Paranoid Parrot
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Sees a lump in pants made by jeans "Oh god people think I have a boner"

Sees a lump in pants made by jeans
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locks restroom door locks stall door

locks restroom door locks stall door Paranoid Parrot
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Opening Closet door to check for monsters Choose your weapon!

Opening Closet door to check for monsters Choose your weapon! Paranoid Parrot
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