Paranoid Parrot

didn't cover one of the windows in the bathroom my neighbors saw me naked

didn't cover one of the windows in the bathroom my neighbors saw me naked  Paranoid Parrot

listen to blues in headphones black people around you now hate you

listen to blues in headphones black people around you now hate you  Paranoid Parrot

mom asks if she remembered to lock front door terrified to go check

mom asks if she remembered to lock front door  terrified to go check  Paranoid Parrot

See a cop on the highway Check rear-view every three seconds for the next 50 miles

See a cop on the highway Check rear-view every three seconds for the next 50 miles  Paranoid Parrot

Hear weird noise Must be Aliens

Hear weird noise Must be Aliens  Paranoid Parrot

fuck advice animals

fuck advice animals   Paranoid Parrot

SMILE AT TODDLER EVERYONE THINKS I'M A RAPIST

SMILE AT TODDLER EVERYONE THINKS I'M A RAPIST  Paranoid Parrot

turn off the lights in basement run the fuck upstairs

turn off the lights in basement run the fuck upstairs  Paranoid Parrot

Lying in bed, see a streetlamp Or is it the slender man?

Lying in bed, see a streetlamp Or is it the slender man?  Paranoid Parrot

Can't sleep while enemies nearby WHERE ARE THEY!?

Can't sleep while enemies nearby WHERE ARE THEY!?  Paranoid Parrot
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