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Paranoid Parrot

HR Director walked by my office 3 times today I am getting fired.

HR Director walked by my office 3 times today I am getting fired. Paranoid Parrot
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wears pants so people don't know don't know he doesn't have elites.

wears pants so people don't know don't know he doesn't have elites. Paranoid Parrot
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Take out one headphone every few minutes, just to make sure music isn't playing through ipod.

Take out one headphone every few minutes, just to make sure music isn't playing through ipod. Paranoid Parrot
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Prefers facebook chat to gchat because you can tell when someone has seen your message and ignored it

Prefers facebook chat to gchat because you can tell when someone has seen your message and ignored it Paranoid Parrot
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is about to submit a link better follow it before I submit to make sure it didn't change since I copied it

is about to submit a link better follow it before I submit to make sure it didn't change since I copied it Paranoid Parrot
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Taught girlfriend about reddit All unsatisfying boyfriend posts are about me

Taught girlfriend about reddit All unsatisfying boyfriend posts are about me Paranoid Parrot
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Browsing Reddit in class go completely out of my way to avoid NSFW links so they don't get accidentally clicked on

Browsing Reddit in class go completely out of my way to avoid NSFW links so they don't get accidentally clicked on Paranoid Parrot
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see's shadow of palm tree sideshow bob

see's shadow of palm tree sideshow bob Paranoid Parrot
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sees django unchained at mostly black theater thinks they all hate me after the movie

sees django unchained at mostly black theater thinks they all hate me after the movie Paranoid Parrot
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Wears tin foil hat over tin foil hat as a second layer of security

Wears tin foil hat over tin foil hat as a second layer of security Paranoid Parrot
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