Paranoid Parrot

plays skyrim saves every four seconds

plays skyrim saves every four seconds  Paranoid Parrot

Creates novelty account "they will find out what my main account is"

Creates novelty account

I always make sure my zipper is up Every ten minutes

I always make sure my zipper is up Every ten minutes  Paranoid Parrot

walks by someone smoking and coughs oh shit, cancer

walks by someone smoking and coughs oh shit, cancer  Paranoid Parrot

Penis moves a little out of place in pants, moves it back into place Everybody thinks im jerking off

Penis moves a little out of place in pants, moves it back into place Everybody thinks im jerking off  Paranoid Parrot

Browses r/gonewild while parents are gone and hears a noise outside Immediately closes the page

Browses r/gonewild while parents are gone and hears a noise outside Immediately closes the page   Paranoid Parrot

co-worker brings cookies to work wonders if they're poisoned

co-worker brings cookies to work wonders if they're poisoned  Paranoid Parrot

How do you know? you've been watching me haven't you?!?!

How do you know? you've been watching me haven't you?!?!  Paranoid Parrot

spends all night talking to friends about the universe a black hole could swallow us at any second

spends all night talking to friends about the universe a black hole could swallow us at any second  Paranoid Parrot

This year's birthday wish is hand sanitizer by the gallons

This year's birthday wish is hand sanitizer by the gallons  Paranoid Parrot
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