Paranoid Parrot

Paranoid Parrot has won roll... oh god! did i need on accident?

Paranoid Parrot has won roll... oh god!  did i need on accident?  Paranoid Parrot

People around me are whispering ABOUT ME

People around me are whispering ABOUT ME  Paranoid Parrot

send text no response in two hours...they're dead

send text no response in two hours...they're dead  Paranoid Parrot

Bird hits car window Rabies!

Bird hits car window Rabies!  Paranoid Parrot

Have to poop in public bathroom Better coat the rim with 2 rolls of toilet paper.

Have to poop in public bathroom Better coat the rim with 2 rolls of toilet paper.  Paranoid Parrot

reading a lot of paranoid parrots check paranoia symptoms on wikipedia

reading a lot of paranoid parrots check paranoia symptoms on wikipedia  Paranoid Parrot

Made new friends at school today wonder if there just seeting me up for a prank

Made new friends at school today wonder if there just seeting me up for a prank  Paranoid Parrot

Masturbated this morning people can tell

Masturbated this morning people can tell  Paranoid Parrot

Really painful headache IT'S A TUMOR

Really painful headache IT'S A TUMOR  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend doesnt text you she wants to dump me

girlfriend doesnt text you she wants to dump me  Paranoid Parrot
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