Paranoid Parrot

Hears noise in empty house sing loudly for distraction

Hears noise in empty house sing loudly for distraction  Paranoid Parrot

unfamiliar street will become familiar when i die on it

unfamiliar street will become familiar when i die on it  Paranoid Parrot

friend doesn't text back immediately they hate me

friend doesn't text back immediately  they hate me  Paranoid Parrot

Rip a monolithic shart in public restroom Social life over

Rip a monolithic shart in public restroom Social life over  Paranoid Parrot

All code compiles on first attempt Compile again three more times to be sure

All code compiles on first attempt Compile again three more times to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Girl comes in room and says hi to others SHE WANTS THEIR DICK

Girl comes in room and says hi to others SHE WANTS THEIR DICK  Paranoid Parrot

Finishes some lines of essay in word Frenetically clicks the "Save" button

Finishes some lines of essay in word Frenetically clicks the

every light must be turned on in house

every light  must be turned on in house  Paranoid Parrot

RANDOM MAN SMILES AT ME HE'S GOING TO RAPE ME

RANDOM MAN SMILES AT ME HE'S GOING TO RAPE ME  Paranoid Parrot

People talking on phone IT'S ABOUT ME

People talking on phone IT'S ABOUT ME  Paranoid Parrot
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