Paranoid Parrot

Someone flashes laser pen in winow SWAT TEAM

Someone flashes laser pen in winow SWAT TEAM  Paranoid Parrot

*DING* THE MICROWAVE IS DONE... PLOTTING THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE!

*DING* THE MICROWAVE IS DONE...
PLOTTING THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE!  Paranoid Parrot

Parents come home while pooping "SHit! they Think i'm jerking it!"

Parents come home while pooping

small gap under door spiders are gonna crawl in here and eat me in my sleep

small gap under door spiders are gonna crawl in here and eat me in my sleep  Paranoid Parrot

Sets alarm to sounds every weekday morning better check that it's still on before I go to bed

Sets alarm to sounds every weekday morning better check that it's still on before I go to bed  Paranoid Parrot

wbilem s+ nie bede grac pvp bo spadnie mi pro ranga

wbilem s+ nie bede grac pvp bo spadnie mi pro ranga  Paranoid Parrot

Nobody but me in the house better shut the bathroom door while taking a pee

Nobody but me in the house better shut the bathroom door while taking a pee  Paranoid Parrot

Strange car parks in front of house kidnappers

Strange car parks in front of house kidnappers  Paranoid Parrot

Thinks of a lot of really good confession bears is too scared to post because I'll get in trouble

Thinks of a lot of really good confession bears  is too scared to post because I'll get in trouble  Paranoid Parrot

Trimmed body hair to look better at the beach, the hair no longer hides the weight I've gained.

Trimmed body hair to look better at the beach, the hair no longer hides the weight I've gained.  Paranoid Parrot
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