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Six Cicadas flew into my car when I opened the trunk and i haven't found them after a week seventeen years from now my car will have its own cicada swarm

Six Cicadas flew into my car when I opened the trunk and i haven't found them after a week seventeen years from now my car will have its own cicada swarm Paranoid Parrot
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scared to go to sleep because of random noise scared he won't wake up because of random noise

scared to go to sleep because of random noise scared he won't wake up because of random noise Paranoid Parrot
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Nearby bilingual people speaking language i don't speak they must be making fun of me

Nearby bilingual people speaking language i don't speak they must be making fun of me Paranoid Parrot
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makes a post about a friend who's a redditor must post misleading info under my username, so my friend doesn't figure out it's me.

makes a post about a friend who's a redditor must post misleading info under my username, so my friend doesn't figure out it's me. Paranoid Parrot
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hot girl is shampooing head Oh god, she will see my dirty ears.

hot girl is shampooing head Oh god, she will see my dirty ears. Paranoid Parrot
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uses incognito mode still deletes history

uses incognito mode still deletes history Paranoid Parrot
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locks door before getting into bed better jiggle the knob to be sure

locks door before getting into bed better jiggle the knob to be sure Paranoid Parrot
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the cereal has expired there are meal worms in it

the cereal has expired there are meal worms in it Paranoid Parrot
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A zit appears on my skin I have a staph infection

A zit appears on my skin I have a staph infection Paranoid Parrot
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about to step into shower looks down to make sure not wearing pants or shoes

about to step into shower looks down to make sure not wearing pants or shoes Paranoid Parrot
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